What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

what do gay people eat?? food

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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