Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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How long is a china man?

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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You just read this ..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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