- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

If you were a cactus, why?