- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Women's rights

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Stealth baseballs record

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Hillary Clinton

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

hahahahaha thats not funny

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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