what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

the love boat

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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