Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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I just found out i have cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Rebecca Black

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Anti Joke

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