- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Gay Rights

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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