What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

knock knock who's there no one

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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