What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Reading books

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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