How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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