A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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