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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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