I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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