- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

you first

Cancer.

Obama

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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