- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Xzibit

Christianity

you and your family will die tonight

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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