- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

woman's rights

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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