So, same time tomorrow then?

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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