- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

I hate long jokes -_-

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Robin, get in the car!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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