How are cars made? By magic.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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