Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Jews

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

these are shit

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

A man killed himself.

A man makes a sandwich.

How come grilled cheese?

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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