A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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