Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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