Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why did the

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A man buys a prius

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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nice tits.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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