A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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