- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

the love boat

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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