Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Lil' Wayne

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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