What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

NEVER

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

knock knock. come in.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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