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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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