Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

21

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

7

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

giddy goat

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

H o m o comes out as homo

Daym im romantic

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