How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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You have friends

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Anti Joke

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