What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Safe sex MR

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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