why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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