What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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these are shit

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Oh...okay, good.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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