- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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