How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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