PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Obama getting elected in 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Charlotte Bobcats

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops