Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Obama

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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