Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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