There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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