- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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