- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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