- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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