Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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knock knock get lost!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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