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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Knock Knock Come in.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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