- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Women's sports.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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