- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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