9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Scott Gomez

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

69

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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