What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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im @ work, LOL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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