What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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book 'em danno

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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