Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Why did it die Nothing died

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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