Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Im black

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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